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Lovely

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Lovely

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jth
18 days ago
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Welcome to San Francisco!
Saint Paul, MN, USA
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Dark Matter Candidates

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My theory is that dark matter is actually just a thin patina of grime covering the whole universe, and we don't notice it because we haven't thoroughly cleaned the place in eons.
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jth
62 days ago
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No-see-ums would be vile. Dark matter makes you itchy, fly around everywhere but you can never actually find it.
Saint Paul, MN, USA
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alt_text_bot
63 days ago
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My theory is that dark matter is actually just a thin patina of grime covering the whole universe, and we don't notice it because we haven't thoroughly cleaned the place in eons.
alt_text_at_your_service
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My theory is that dark matter is actually just a thin patina of grime covering the whole universe, and we don't notice it because we haven't thoroughly cleaned the place in eons.

Voting Software

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There are lots of very smart people doing fascinating work on cryptographic voting protocols. We should be funding and encouraging them, and doing all our elections with paper ballots until everyone currently working in that field has retired.
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75 days ago
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XKCD Nails Secure Electronic Voting.
Saint Paul, MN, USA
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siskamartin
55 days ago
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uff
caffeinatedhominid
68 days ago
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Yep.
tante
72 days ago
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xkcd on voting software is spot-on
Oldenburg/Germany
wmorrell
73 days ago
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Hazmat suit, too. Just to be safe.
rjstegbauer
74 days ago
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Amen!! Paper... paper... paper. It's simple. It's trivial to recount. Everyone already knows how to use it. It's cheap. It's verifiable. Just... use... paper.
ianso
74 days ago
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Yes!
Brussels
ChrisDL
74 days ago
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accurate.
New York
reconbot
74 days ago
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Legitimately share this comic with anyone who represents you in government.
New York City
cheerfulscreech
74 days ago
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Truth.
skorgu
75 days ago
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100% accurate.
jsled
75 days ago
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endorsed; co-signed; it. me. &c.

(alt text: «There are lots of very smart people doing fascinating work on cryptographic voting protocols. We should be funding and encouraging them, and doing all our elections with paper ballots until everyone currently working in that field has retired.»)
South Burlington, Vermont
alt_text_bot
75 days ago
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There are lots of very smart people doing fascinating work on cryptographic voting protocols. We should be funding and encouraging them, and doing all our elections with paper ballots until everyone currently working in that field has retired.
alt_text_at_your_service
75 days ago
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There are lots of very smart people doing fascinating work on cryptographic voting protocols. We should be funding and encouraging them, and doing all our elections with paper ballots until everyone currently working in that field has retired.
srsly
75 days ago
Seconding this policy ^^

Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for Jul 7, 2018

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Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for Jul 7, 2018
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jth
105 days ago
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19?
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SecurityFeed
87 days ago
That's what I got.
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Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for May 27, 2018

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Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for May 27, 2018
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jth
143 days ago
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Nailed it!
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Memorable Quotes

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"Since there's no ending quote mark, everything after this is part of my quote. —Randall Munroe
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jth
280 days ago
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Wouldn't quoting anything from this post require quote marks around the quote marks in the quote?
Saint Paul, MN, USA
fancycwabs
279 days ago
Not if you only quoted the part inside the quote marks, and replaced those quote marks with ellipsis.
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Covarr
280 days ago
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"Luke, I am your father." -Mark Twain, to his son Luke Clemens
Moses Lake, WA
satadru
280 days ago
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This is a glorious mockery of so much of high school education.
New York, NY
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