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Laptop Issues

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Hang on, we got a call from the feds. They say we can do whatever with him, but the EPA doesn't want that laptop in the ocean. They're sending a team.
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jth
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It me.
Saint Paul, MN, USA
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DaftDoki
43 days ago
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"Steve"
Seattle
snm77
43 days ago
Yes. Me. For sure.
snm77
43 days ago
Yes. Me. For sure.
HarlandCorbin
42 days ago
My wife. She can destabilize any piece of electronics simply by using it long enough.
diannemharris
44 days ago
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It me.
alt_text_at_your_service
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Hang on, we got a call from the feds. They say we can do whatever with him, but the EPA doesn't want that laptop in the ocean. They're sending a team.
alt_text_bot
44 days ago
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Hang on, we got a call from the feds. They say we can do whatever with him, but the EPA doesn't want that laptop in the ocean. They're sending a team.

Lovely

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Lovely

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111 days ago
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Welcome to San Francisco!
Saint Paul, MN, USA
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Dark Matter Candidates

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My theory is that dark matter is actually just a thin patina of grime covering the whole universe, and we don't notice it because we haven't thoroughly cleaned the place in eons.
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No-see-ums would be vile. Dark matter makes you itchy, fly around everywhere but you can never actually find it.
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My theory is that dark matter is actually just a thin patina of grime covering the whole universe, and we don't notice it because we haven't thoroughly cleaned the place in eons.
alt_text_at_your_service
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My theory is that dark matter is actually just a thin patina of grime covering the whole universe, and we don't notice it because we haven't thoroughly cleaned the place in eons.

Voting Software

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There are lots of very smart people doing fascinating work on cryptographic voting protocols. We should be funding and encouraging them, and doing all our elections with paper ballots until everyone currently working in that field has retired.
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jth
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XKCD Nails Secure Electronic Voting.
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siskamartin
148 days ago
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uff
caffeinatedhominid
161 days ago
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Yep.
tante
165 days ago
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xkcd on voting software is spot-on
Oldenburg/Germany
wmorrell
166 days ago
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Hazmat suit, too. Just to be safe.
rjstegbauer
167 days ago
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Amen!! Paper... paper... paper. It's simple. It's trivial to recount. Everyone already knows how to use it. It's cheap. It's verifiable. Just... use... paper.
ianso
167 days ago
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Yes!
Brussels
ChrisDL
167 days ago
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accurate.
New York
reconbot
167 days ago
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Legitimately share this comic with anyone who represents you in government.
New York City
cheerfulscreech
167 days ago
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Truth.
skorgu
168 days ago
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100% accurate.
jsled
168 days ago
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endorsed; co-signed; it. me. &c.

(alt text: «There are lots of very smart people doing fascinating work on cryptographic voting protocols. We should be funding and encouraging them, and doing all our elections with paper ballots until everyone currently working in that field has retired.»)
South Burlington, Vermont
alt_text_bot
168 days ago
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There are lots of very smart people doing fascinating work on cryptographic voting protocols. We should be funding and encouraging them, and doing all our elections with paper ballots until everyone currently working in that field has retired.
alt_text_at_your_service
168 days ago
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There are lots of very smart people doing fascinating work on cryptographic voting protocols. We should be funding and encouraging them, and doing all our elections with paper ballots until everyone currently working in that field has retired.
srsly
168 days ago
Seconding this policy ^^

Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for Jul 7, 2018

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Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for Jul 7, 2018
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jth
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19?
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SecurityFeed
180 days ago
That's what I got.
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Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for May 27, 2018

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Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for May 27, 2018
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Nailed it!
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